Diary would like to thank all the people who have made it possible
for another awards story to appear in this issue. And we'd like to
congratulate Wembley Arena, which has won this year's Arthur Award for
the First Venue to Pop into Your Head.
The spoof awards ceremony took place at the International Live Music
Conference last month and was voted on by 600 live music industry
Other gongs up for grabs included Most Strokeable Manager and Second
Least Offensive Agent.
It seems awards are all the rage so Diary has come up with some of its
own. George W Bush would win the award for the Man Most Likely to Start
World War Three (if he can count that far) and Hale and Pace must be
certainties to win any gong going for best comedy double act with two
straight men. Fax us your own suggestions for awards on 020 8267 4442.