Every two years sees Comic Relief hit our screens and this year's
event had Diary again reaching for the off switch with nothing remotely
'comic' and it was certainly not a 'relief'.
Celebrity Big Brother didn't do anything to lighten the mood and there
was the unpleasant sight of C-list non-entities, sorry, celebrities
playing to the camera. Diary does however like the idea of taking TV
personalities - and Vanessa Feltz - off the streets and locking them up
in a house, but would have preferred them staying in longer - and not
having any food or air.
Anyone unfortunate enough to be there on the night to watch the
proceedings were protected from the elements (and Anthea Turner) thanks
to a temporary hospitality area set up by Piggots.